dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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