OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
