its not stalking. its research.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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