she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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