Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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