he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
