I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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