For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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