Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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