so that wasnt chicken after all
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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