i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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