Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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