we have officially lost it.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
