Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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