There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
