i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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