I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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