how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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