bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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