If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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