he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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