I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Found your dick twin last night
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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