its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
