Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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