after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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