it wasn't lemon gatorade
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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