Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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