If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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