Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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