ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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