It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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