I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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