HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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