your room smells of hookers.
And success
i think i have herpe
just one?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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