Nicole vs. Life
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Randomize
