Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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