You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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