They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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