Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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