Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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