guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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