Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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