In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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