He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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