On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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