Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
dude i'm inner monologue high
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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