My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I just want to make out with him forever
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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