You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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