i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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