We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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