he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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