it was like eating out sand paper
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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