i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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