erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
