Three words: puerto rican gang bang
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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