Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
You've changed since you got that strap on
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize