just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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